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When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.
U.S. Marine Corps. - everything destroyed in 30 minutes or the next one's free!
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Private: A soldier who has no privacy whatsoever.
Why does the navy recruit so many opera singers?
What's the hardest time of the year for a soldier?
What type of math do sharpshooters study?
The first casualty when war comes is truth.
War: A passion play performed by idiots.
Any ship can be a minesweeper... Once.
War Dims Hope for Peace.
Force: The weapon of the weak.
Where does the army keep fish?
What smells and shoots at people?
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
How do you turn a sparrow into a weapon?

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U.S. Navy Ships


Strong Silent Type


Soldier Salute


Sidetracked Baby


Anti-Gun Neighbour


Tampon Saves Marine’s Life


Riot Safety


Log Haulers


Lethal Weapon


Burial At Sea


Virgins in Heaven


Cat Patrol


Where Nobody Speeds


RAF Flypast (PG)


Captive Insurgent Care


Redneck Soldier


Franchises Available


Pork Eating Crusader


New Navy Medicine


New Nail Gun


Magic Green Hat


Spotter Dog


Redneck Submarine


Hay For Sale


No Shooting


Tree Barking


Patriotic Microchip


Kick Out Boxing


Somalia Cruise


Ant Attack


Border Agent Alert


Chain Mail


Police Dogs in Alabama


Somalia Pirate Souvenir


Fallen Friend


Tank Top Security


Illusionary


Texas Speed Camera


Redneck Tank


New Deer Rifle


Cat Armour


Caveman Air Force


MicroMac


Iraqi Passport Photos


Army Seeing Eye Dog


Blue Angels Trainees


Child Disarma-meant


Iraq Navy


Invisible Motorcycle Race


Redneck Stealth Bomber


Military Cutbacks


Redneck Neighborhood Watch


Swiss Minigun


Osama bin Laden Swing Set


Mail Bonding


New Threat In Iraq


Tank Bike


Bomb Squad Prank

ACHTUNG!
Afghanistan Map - Revised Edition
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Aircraft Carrier Landing  (2.5M)
Airplane In Suds
Anger Management Suppository Bullets
Animal Rebellion
Animated Army Training  (60k)
Ant Attack
Anti-Gun Neighbour
Anti-War Protest Rally - Translation Gone Wrong
Arms Race Dogfight
Army Seeing Eye Dog
Army's "Eat Through Anything" Liquid
Arrival Greetings From Iraq
Asphalt Reclaimers
Aunt From Desert Storm
Bacon Tree
Baghdad's 'Tiny' Camel Spider... Arachnophobia Du Jour
Blue Angels Trainees
Bomb Squad Notice
Bomb Squad Prank
Border Agent Alert
Brave & Eccentric Newfies
Brazilian Casualties in Iraq
Burial At Sea
Bush Reveals Mexico Plans
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @ DonutLand!
Camouflage Helicopter
Canada Prepares For War:  Frigate
Canada Prepares For War:  Jet Fighter
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System
Canada Helps War on Terrorism
Canada's New Stealth Fighter
Canada's World War II Invasion of Norway?
Captive Insurgent Care
Car Wars - Volkswagen vs. Honda  (280k)
Cat Armour
Cat Patrol
Caveman Air Force
Cell Phones Can Cause Accidents  (830k)
Chain Mail
Cherokee Chief Wisdom
Chicken-Powered Nuclear Bomb
Child Disarma-meant
Chinese Target Practice Volunteer
Classified Military Joe-ks
Close Fly By
Coast Guard Cutbacks
Corporal Punishment
Court Martial at 5:00
Cover Me Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Deer Hunting Bird  (580k)
Dirt Patrol Standing Your Ground
Displanned Robbery - How Not To Rob A Store  (500k)
Domino's Delivers Everywhere
Early Development of Iraq's SCUD Missile Program
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors
Evolution Of Man
Executive Management Sharp Shooter
F18 Mid-Air Collision
Fallen Friend
Fertile Land
Firearm Stats
First Ever C-17 Carrier Landing
First Iraq Missile (GPS Disabled)
Fly By - Close Call For The Airforce
France Raises Its Terror Alert Status
France's Custom-ary Passport
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
Franchises Available
French Fry Dominoes: Ketchup On The Action!
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Ghetto Chicks
Ginsu Electric Samurai
Good Son
The Governator - Based on a True Story
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Ground Crew Support
Guided Missile’s Civil Name
Gun Registration - Canadian Tax Dollars At Work
Hay For Sale
Here's To Not Missing You
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
How NOT To Land A Helicopter  (2.8k)
How To Reduce Complaints At Work
How To Shoot A Bow  (1.4M)
How To Spot a Gay Terrorist
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
Hunters Know Their Priorities!
I Am Canadian, eh!
If Iraq Wins The War:   #1    #2   #3    #4   #5    #6   #7
If NASA Needs Money ...
Illusionary
In A Perfect World  (460k)
Innocence Is Priceless
Intelligent Life?
Invisible Motorcycle Race
Iraq 2003
Iraq Aircraft Carrier
Iraq Humour
Iraq Navy
Iraqi Passport Photos
Ireland Declares War On Iraq
Is Your Border Safe?  (1.2M)
It’s A Pittance Of Time: Lest We Forget  (6.2M)
Jailed Requests
Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?
Jewish Samurai
Joining The Army Of The Lord
Kick Out Boxing
Lest We Forget
Lethal Weapon
Log Haulers
Looking For Murphy The Spy
Magic Green Hat
Mail Bonding
Marching Genie
Marine Boot Camp Inspection
Marine's Salute to President Bush
McLaden Burger
Memorial Service
Message From Iraq to Michael Jackson
MicroMac
Microsoft Lebanon's New Store
Middle East History by College Students
Military Christmas Orders
Military Cutbacks
Military Humour
Military Life Insurance
Military Quotes
Military Time
Mine Your Own Business
Mine Your Own Business - Part II
Minesweeper - Afghanistan Version
Mondays... Get Back To Work!
Multi-Pilot Jet
Mummy’s Heart Attack
Napoleon's Secret To Success
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Navy Seals
Negotiations Texas Style
Never Drink Out Of The Same Glass
New Airforce One Plane
New Deer Rifle
New Map of Iraq
New Nail Gun
New Navy Medicine
New Threat In Iraq
New World Trade Center, New York
New Year's Terrorist Alert
New Zealand Prepares For The Gulf War
News from the Iraq Front
No Shooting
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
Nuns With Guns
Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version
Old People Never Die, They Just...
The Original Homeland Security
Osama bin Laden Swing Set
Osama Disguise
Palestinian Theme Song
Patriotic Microchip
Pentagon Cleaning Staff
PLO Family Car
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
Police Dogs in Alabama Preparation H Bullets
Pork Eating Crusader
Preparing for Terrorist Attack
RAF Flypast (PG)
The Real Reason Why The U.S. Invaded Iraq
Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp
Redneck Border Security
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Marine
Redneck Neighborhood Watch
Redneck Occupation
Redneck Revolver
Redneck Sergeants
Redneck Soldier
Redneck Special Forces
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Submarine
Redneck Tank
Remembrance Day - Lest We Forget
Riot Safety
Robin William's Peace Plan
Robo Bash by Bud Light - No Mercy  (900k)
Rugged, Smoked, Whale-Sized Soldiers  (1.6M)
Rules of Combat
Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Saskatchewan Army
SCUTR: Strategic Commuting Undercover Tactical Recon Vehicle
Secret to Russian Sport Success
Self Defense is 90% Instinct  (1.7M)
Sidetracked Baby
Simultaneous Hunters
Smart Bombs Use Diplomacy
Smoking Bullet - Missile Mushroom
Soldier Salute
Somalia Cruise
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Spare Change for an Officer
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Spotter Dog
Stabity Stab Stab
Stalin Stamps
Stiff Terrorist Competition
Strong Silent Type
Sure Cure for a Headache
Swiss vs. Russian Army Knives
Swiss Minigun
Taking A Rest During Hunting Season
Tampon Saves Marine’s Life
Tank Bike
Tank Top Security
Target Practice
Target Practice Gone Wrong
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program
Texas Flashlight  (2.5M)
Texas Speed Camera
Texas Style Arrest  (550k)
Top Gun Burritos
Tree Barking
Trial Software for Pilots
Trunk Monkey Chaperone  (1.1M)
Ukraine Dictatorship - Country Renamed
Ultimate Border Control Protection
U.S. Navy Ships
Virgins in Heaven
War Card - For Everything That Money Can't Buy
Weapons of Math Instruction
Where Nobody Speeds
Who Do I Shoot?
Worst Job in the Army
Yawn Ng On Chinese Military Detail

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