Credits & Honourable  Mention - Part 1 ...
Credits & Honourable  Mention - Part 2
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”  Einstein
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to appreciate your sources.”  Joe-kster



Idske Mulder, The Netherlands, for
Spider Car with Escape Claws & Bucket Seats, Who Cares Clock,
Leaving A Good Impression, Rabbit or Duck?, Mid Room Mirror,
Piano Movers a la Motorcycle, Umbrella Protection, Baby Chat,
Iraq Bus Stop, After Easter Bunny, Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat,
Motorized Wheelbarrow, April Fools Day Quotes, Flower Pot Garden,
Redneck Engagement Ring, Bird Flu Prevention, Bike Chaser,
iFrame, Swallow Swallow, Bee Beard, Portable Playpen,
Balanced Food Delivery, May 4, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date,
Star Wars Computer, Women's Outhouse, Last 3 Seat,
Guess Who Started The Fire, Bored,Elephant Nest, Ballet Tree,
Joe-kster's Cat,Need More Horsepower?,
Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!, Ascension Day Bike,
Anti-Theft Car, Diehard Fans,Smug Mug,
World Cup Elephant, Pour Woman's Dress, Toilet Art,
Pretty Chromey Bike,  July 4th Balloon,  Plane Camper,  Amish Friends, 
Inspiration for Sierpinski,  Plain Plane School, Dutch Soccer Fan,
World Moustache Competition,  Tired Backhoe, Wrapping Illusions,
World Cup Attention Getter, What Are You Doing?,  Flipper Soccer, 
Latest Cell Phone,  Puffin Mouthful,  Bug Backpack,  Head Coolant, 
Pooped Out Playground,  One Horsepower Car,  Traffic Jam Alert, 
Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage,  Ultimate Camouflage,  Keyboard Shoes,
Ukrainian Cattle Car,  Tongue TwistHer,  Ingrown Motorcycle,
Underneath or On Top Car?,  Young Superman,  Cattle Breeding, 
Self Hunger,Stylish Butcher,  Cell Shaver,  Cyclist Airbag,  Knit Pick-e Yarn, 
I've Got Time,  Hygiene On The Farm,  Beach Foreclosure,  Bike Carrier, 
Leg Works,  Mariner's New World Watch,  Chief of the Computer Indians, 
Elephant Sunset,  Mountain Road,  Maid Dust,  Trash Can Computer, 
Working Round The Clock,  Jockey Dementia,  3 Frogs,  Burning Water, 
Car Surgeon,  Classic Ballet Ad,  Firm Grip Glass,  Train Boat,  Soured Love, 
My Valentine,  Teamwork,  Snowmen Protest,  Wrap Around Text, 
Exhausting or Amewzing?,  Elephant Breath,  Sandal Sale, 
Redneck Wood Stove,  Real Waterbed,  Computer Travelers, 
Spill Proof Cup,  Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co., 
Mail Bonding,  Water Bowling,  Paper Shredder Scissors, 
Outdoor Pool,  Sidecar Pig,  Back Bacon For Kids,  Pond Management, 
Outhouse Out Nowhere,  Autumn Illusion,  Hand Face, 
Pulley Car,  Smiley Pumpkin,  Face Protector,  Cell Toll, 
Swing House,  Catalogue Shopping,  Taxidermist Bike, 
Welcome Doorknob,  Garage Watchdog,  SUV Highrise, 
Redneck Advent Calendar,  Concrete Guestrooms, 
Carrot Tug-Of-War,  Ukrainian Model T,  Sweet Chopper, 
Guarding The House,  Toddler Joe,  Dear Deer Yarn, 
Dentist Bowling,  Christmas Birdhouse,  Santa's Toy, 
Christmas Baby,  Reindeer Strike,  Unhappy Feet,  Asphalt Reclaimers, 
High Fiber Diet,  Gutter Spout Hotel,  Peace Foot, 
Christmas Abroad,  Baby Brother For Christmas,  Winter Bike, 
Break Glass Adventure,  Santa's Holiday,  Christmas Pencil Sharpener, 
Santa's Email,  Frozen Stop Sign,  Hang On To That Thought, 
Coffee Grinds,  Search & Rescue - Dry Run,  Baby Peephole, 
Sudoku Cat,  Stepping Up In The World,  Dragon Boots, 
Musical Forks,  Good To The Last Drop,  Lightning or Darkening Rod?, 
Wong Motor Home,  Champagne Stick Shift,  Bullet Rings, 
Full Speed Damage,  Just Married Geek,  Heineken Meets Star Wars, 
Love Bike,  Spot the Thief,  Kid Kars,  The Joe-kster's Dentist, 
Watermelon Bocce,  Windows Update,  Outside Urinal,  Cat Stroke, 
SandCarstle,  Car For Every Age,  Roller Coaster Escalator,  Escape The Bull, 
UV Baby,  Invisible Motorcycle Race,  Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New, 
Tampax Protection,  Post-it Succession Planning,  Plumber's Party, 
Police ReTireMeant,  Solar Ghetto Power,  Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included, 
Remote Control Wedding Cake,  Redneck Waterbike,  Book Scientist, 
Horse-In Around,  Giant Slingshot,  Wired Cars,  Senior Protesters, 
Survivor House,  Chocolate Easter Eggs,  Egg Couch,  Mexican School Bus, 
Daddy, Can I Drive?,  Lawn Chair Pilot,  Eggsellent Close Shave, 
Egg Separator,  Easter Egg Drop-outs,  Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, 
Shark Steaks,  Water Taxi,  Beetle's Beetle,  Easter Car, 
Colour Car,  Chocolate Easter Bunnies,  Blue Angels Trainees, 
Back Peddling Violinist,  Letting Your Hair Down,  Rubik's 1st Cube, 
Desert Skiing,  First Performance,  Spider Time, 
Addictive Mahjong,  Cutex Screwdriver,  Dental Checkup, 
Car-terpillar,  Watch Out For Traffic Signs,  Underwater Golf, 
Fender Bender,  Split Personality,  Surround Sound for Babies, 
Motorbike Surfing,  Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet, 
Keyboard in the Park,  Camouflage Tent,  No Time For Stamps, 
Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit,  Grand Prix Roller Blades, 
Fractured Foot or Hand?,  Turbo Charged Computer, 
Safety Last Motorcyclists,  Rich Man's Hobby,  Who's There?, 
Baby Suit,  Golfer's Breakfast,  Easter Elephant Eggs, 
Fresh Chicken,  Hungry Door Lock,  Forgotten Easter Eggs, 
Stuffed Bunny,  Full Wheel Deal,  Child Disarma-meant, 
IRS Toothpaste,  Dubai Construction Breach, 
Digging One's Own Grave,  Shoelusion,  Health Plug, 
Illusive Dice,  Human Hamster,  Pigmobile, 
World's Ugliest Dog,  Computer Bread,  Affectionate Cat, 
Some People Raise Children,  No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse, 
Music Illusion,  Redneck See Saw,  Redneck GPS,  Towel Dog, 
Summer Headstand,  Helmut Helmet,  Dry Cats, 
Change Of The Guard - Summer in London, 
Put On A Happy Face,  Cat Armour,  Yoga Leadership, 
British Holiday,  Wine Gum Lamp,  Car Moochanic, 
Ukrainian Crotch Jumping,  Mouse Insider,  Goliath Hawg, 
Subway Dinner,  Rubik's Head,  Urban Camper,  African Ambulance, 
Stretch Limo,  Bed For Blondes,  Ultimate Navigation,  Power Line Road, 
Electricity Storage,  Horseback Dog,  Handicap Helper,  Bread Dress, 
Eyelights,  Overloaded Mailbox,  Car Stool,  Eyekon Camera, 
Out On A Bender,  Bumper Bike,  Venice on a Shoestring Budget, 
House Extension,  Shopping Cart Chair,  Can You Bite Your Nose?, 
Photographic Moustache,  Chia Car,  Wise Electricity Use, 
Redneck Swamp Bike,  On Holidays,  Guitar Throne,  Volvo Bike, 
CD Chair,  How Sunset Is Made,  Snail Time,  Racewagon, 
High Withdrawals,  Clown Down,  Redneck Automatic Lawnmower, 
Step Child,  Jet Bike,  Stay Off The Grass,  High Tide Heels, 
Gopher's Phone Booth,  Tike Trike for a Fast Baby,  Truck Art, 
Redneck Dog Kennel,  Alternative to Elevators,  Vacuum Cleaning Skills, 
Tennis Halfpipe,  Walking Tree,  Proof of Global Warming, 
Desert Muffins,  Cliff Side Camping,  Camouflage Face, 
At Home Grave,  Fish Eye Lens,  A-track-tive Bike, 
No Wheeler,  Motorized Unicycle,  PMS Center,  Kitt-O-Lantern, 
Multi-Pour Coffee Pot,  Baby Illusion,  Moon Theft,  Computer Garden, 
Free Paper,  Finger Physio,  Johnny On The Pot,  Portable Office, 
Light Christmas Tree,  Plankstanders,  Home In A Box, 
Santa's Global Warming,  Underwater Photography,  Well Heeled Shoe, 
Braid Hair Pair,  Cell Phone Booth,  Mac Mailbox,  VW SideCar, 
Tennis Hammock,  UnderDog,  'Beer On Tap' Bike, 
Redneck Leaf Blower,  Not-So-Smart Lowrider Car, 
Too Tolerant Cat,  Redneck Computer,  Christmas Ball Tree, 
Handyman's Christmas Tree,  Holland Christmas, 
Ascot Fashion Statement,  Biting Shoes,  Comfortable Guard Dog, 
Dyslexic Camper,  Dental Car,  New Year's Kiss,  Mechanical Patient, 
Winter SOS,  Ice Fountain,  Sink Drinker,  Bent Baby, 
Bobslide Event,  Yolkswagon,  Foamtastic,  XL Safety Shoes, 
Socket To Me,  Geek Gravestone,  Monkeying Around,  Pet Pig, 
Juvenile Storage,  Ice Boat,  Pacman Skeleton,  Road To Nowhere, 
Winter Tires,  Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant,  Artistic Chair, 
Cow Nap,  Super Bowl Granny,  Moldy Bible,  Convertible Bus, 
Couch Ouch,  Teople Poo,  Circle Of Life,  Lofty Treehouses, 
Foot Circle,  Magic Fountain,  Can I Play In There Mommy?, 
Joe in Mexico,  Carden Garden,  Newfie Swimming Pool, 
Peekaboo!,  Green Beards,  Broken Egg,  Early Easter Date 2008, 
African Pit Bull,  What Happened?,  Eggs with Eyes,  Purrrfect Disguise, 
Pigeon Target Practice,  Electric Football,  Bicycle Tree,  Lego Illusion,
Computerholic,  Computer Challenged,  Redneck Watch,  Young Mechanic,
Cross Cats,  Portable GPS,  Fire Engine Bikes,  Redneck Mercedes, 
Hearts Heart,  Texas Easter Bunny,  Egg Walk,  Worm Bridge, 
Newfie Parking,  Goat Power,  Dusty Playground, 
Korean Public Toilet,  Twin Dish,  Bed Springs,  Pet Shoe, 
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices,  Hand-Some Baby, 
Ventilated Bridge,  2 At A Time,  Meccano Shoe,  Amplified Truck, 
Hippy Birthday,  Baby Brew,  Socket Shelter,  Sea Through Fish, 
Zipper Pavement,  Low Expectation Autographs, 
Mozart in Africa,  Fallen Friend,  Toddler Dance, 
Dike Strengthening,  Feather Fashion,  USB Vacuum Cleaner, 
Puzzle Ad,  Beerful Church,  Lipstick Laptop,  India School Bus, 
Pill Man,  Big Wall,  Kellogg's Fire,  Redneck Outhouse Throne, 
Dust Bytes for Dust Mites,  Mr. Flexible,  Used Cows For Sale, 
Stooletto Heels,  Male Pedicure,  Road Pirate,  Sushi Earrings, 
Chair Ruler,  Bathroom Laptop,  Mouse Trap,  Tank Top Security, 
Wet Insect,  Bird Watcher,  Love Not Knot,  Digital Love, 
Pen Utensils,  Two Face,  Sushi Spine,  Crop Pig,  Puppy Wheels, 
Sushi To Go,  Boom Box Car,  Alzheimer's Wing,  New Player, 
Girl's Pen Knife,  Snake Leather,  Cat Salesman Of The Year, 
Chain Fence Bed,  Animal Shaped Hair,  Fresh Air Mask, 
Reading Chair,  Steep Steps,  Camel Herders of the 21st Century,  Key-o-Saurus,
Breadlace, Sushi Motorcycle, You Can Keep It,
Copy & Paste Twins,  Leave Toes Outside,  Cozy Home,  Public Toilet,
Matchstick Racing Car,  Olympic Bicycle,  Mac Shoe,  Redneck Holiday,
Hide & Seek,  Shopping Dog,  Stretch Girl,  Parachute Dropouts, 
Shopping Bike,  Ode To Sudoku,  Dog Marathon,  Frickles, 
Hiding Horse,  Sheep Chair,  When You Gotta Go, 
Airco Connection,  Stereo Bike,  Baby's Off Day,  CPU Tree, 
1st Rolex,  Camo Golf Balls,  Lip Gloss,  Dollar Drop, 
Redneck Deer Stand,  Redneck Phone,  Family Car, 
Bike Rack,  Just Hatched,  Tourist Route,  Kid Cam, 
Halloween Pit Bull,  Bike Vaulting,  Pilot Bike,  Pumpkin Body Art, 
What's That?,  Animal Taxi,  Bathroom Diving,  One Of Those Days, 
Inside A Computer,  Lobster Baby,  Rattlesnake Outhouse,  Fish Face, 
Election Cat,  You Guys Make Me Sick,  Best Bike Lock,  Cliff Walks, 
Lunch Admirers,  TP Colouring Pages,  But Why, Officer?, 
Redneck Campfire,  Benchquet,  Goose Flight,  Word Puzzle Clock, 
New American Airways Plane,  Deaf Car,  Hooters Mascara, 
Spider Girl,  Hand Soap,  Drain Slide Bubbles,
Helping Hands In The Stands, Mirror Shaking, 
Close Ups,  Dutch Cowboy,  Redneck Pool Table,  Christmas Bike, 
BIG Christmas Stocking,  Snail Trail, Redneck B&B,
Redneck Christmas Decorations,  Husband of the Year, 
Zoo Christmas Tree,  Winterized Motorcycle,  Pink Pet, 
I Think I'll Hold It,  Ball Bait,  Safe Bike,  Fare Dodger, 
Men's Vacuum Cleaner,  Redneck Bumper,  It Should Start, 
Swimming Helmet,  Camel Pumps,  Desert Outhouse,  Bucket Bath, 
Balled Up,  Firewood Tree,  Leg Art,  Stealth Woman,  Plane Pushers, 
Glassman,  Stay!,  Too Much Homework?,  Ring Around The Toilet, 
Laundry Goat,  Redneck Car Repair,  Laundry Kitten,  Cheap Mobile, 
Lost Unfriendly Cat,  Game's On,  Cautious Australia, 
Bathroom Celebration,  Designer Dog,  Men At Work,  Dish Dryer, 
Take Away Food,  Highway Slide,  Exhausted Baby,  Lamp Escape, 
Colour My World,  Patience & Wisdom,  Tower Power, 
Redneck Spare Tire,  Bus Wait Weight,  Ski Bathroom,  Tingue, 
Flu Fashion,  Subway Swing,  Rooftop Hopscotch,  CaughtFish, 
Swine Flew,  Tetris Construction,  Vantastic,  Stealth Readers, 
Wikipedia Offline,  Coolie Hat Helmet,  Important Phone Call, 
Nighttime Graffiti,  Dead End Road,  Shoe Stop,  Cloth Road, 
Kids Home,  Digital Analog Clock,  Straws,  TP Toilet, 
Pressing Art,  Bandage Art,  Graffiti Removing Graffiti, 
Camel Bike,  Puzzle Door Lock,  Outlet Wall,  Clear View, 
Strong Straws,  Game Car,  Jet Ski Transport,  Sock Anatomy, 
Redneck Stove Burner,  Easy Mopping,  Air Meal, Big Ambitions,
Weight Watchers Bus,  Vacation At Last,  Chain Mail, 
Not You!,  Apple Art,  Lego Restoration,  New Ball Boy, 
Spotted Spotters,  Radioactive Games,  Ant Attack, 
Redneck Car Seats,  Pocket Book,  Car Shower,  Redneck Family Car, 
Casualty Way,  www Victim,  Flintstones Car,  Swim Vacation, 
Creative Vandalism,  Pizza Melt,  Redneck DoorBells, 
Captive Audience,  Laughing Owl,  I Want My Own Room, 
Catch of the Day,  Colour Pencils,  Real Life Photoshop, 
Cleanup,  I Have A Question,  Good Reception,  Baby Juggling, 
Tea Bait,  Overloaded Bookshop,  Winter Chair,  Redneck Campers, 
Redneck Mobile Homes,  News With A View,  Diving Santas, 
Christmas Thrones,  Designer Tree,  Bird Stocking,  Attention Span, 
DentAid,  Tight FM Bandwidth,  TP Safety,  Cow Walking, 
Tea Arc,  Revenge of the Stallion,  Hat Cat,  Fish View, Air Guitar,
Supportive Bra,  Copy Cats,  Hot Job in the City, Almost Done,
Redneck Bull-Only Carrier,  Safe Seat Belt,  His & Her Pumps, 
Redneck Shower,  Lettuce Face, Like This, Redneck Headlights,
Whole Human, Lunch Break, Dog Spa, Bike Chain Clock,
Company Escape Clause, Cursor Fun, Nose Thrills, Noodle Art,
Loo View, Facial Hair, Best Clock Ever, Parrot Mailbox, StripTeas,
Pet Mouse, Fits Perfectly, Winter Keyboard, Pipe Pants,
TP Kid, Redneck Muscles, ElectriCandle, Jumping The Gun,
Frozen Fish, Fetch Stick, Antique Earplug, Open Goal Forgiveness,
Donut Seeds, My Chair, Balanced Writer, Plane Limo, Play Cat,
Metered Toilet, Laptop Security, Cat Pack, Ukrainian Car Alarm,
Winter Doorway, Flood Games, Third Fiddle, Cheerful Trees,
Ukrainian Air Conditioning, Tree Hugger, Warm Nap, UnBralievable,
Blind CarGo, Frost Bite, Redneck Water Heater, River Crossing,
Open Air Reader,Hare Five, Mice Home, Redneck Skateboard,
Rubble Trouble, Plain Plane Seat, Strong Man, Bread Slice, 9 Month Scale,
Bucket Nap , Long-Legged Bike Owner, Braillik's Cube, Tomato IV,
Young Window Cleaner, Cow Camouflage, Ice Hand, Redneck Windshield Wiper,
Fast Closure, CradleHood, iPhone Dock, BP Surfing, No More Arguing,
Perfect Defense Line, Parent Delete, Road Down Under, Summer Snack,
Vuvuzela Hits, Young German Fan, Mountain Flock, Driver's License Please,
Reflective Art, Kiwi Hair Brush, Kiwi Shave, Hot Seat, Hair Safety, Ear Chip,
Head Loose Socket, Antler Switch Plate, Bicycle RV, Waterslide Chess,
Spotter Dog, Stick Shift Lock, Looking Small, Dr. OMG, Tipsy Redneck, AirHeads,
Redneck Doork, Street Cheerleader, Bat House, Adhesive Shade,
City Beach Castle, Alaskan Summer, Real Crocodile Leather, Head Path,
Credit Card Donations, Russian Guard Dogs, Autumn Turnover,
Hotel Waterfall, Page Escape, On This Site in 1897,
Arm & Leg Chair, Key Frame, Domino Crossing, Welcome Home,
Math Dice, USB Protection,
Always Use Your Mirrors, Dunking Straw, Hungry Car, Tiger On A Roll,
I’m Here!, Finger Phone, Aussie Car Alarm, Stealth Cat,
Quiet Place To Study, Submarine Tea, Quick Rubik's Cube, Left Hanging,
Santa Pup, One Size Fits All, Jarred Cat, Windmill Guitar,
Redneck Air Bags, Hummer Carriage, Candy Hairess,
Pinocchio Playground, David Cameron Speech, Day At The Beach,
I Found A Bear Cub!, Traffic Hourglass, Close Shave, I Want It All,
Nature Calls, Giraffe Leapfrog, Think Big, No way Olé!,
Skateboard Suit, Kitchen Time Out, Mouse Feeder, Boat Man,
Mary Go Round, Turbo Bike, Eavestrough Cat, Croc Surfing,
Santa’s Scooter Sleigh, Santa’s Rest Room, Christmas Haircut,
Christmas Tree Relief, Christmas Tree Wheel, Lego Ornament,
Tennis Down Under, Holiday Hours, Holiday Bike, Polar Bear Swim,
Looking Ahead, Business Hours, Scratch-Off Parking Tickets,
Uplifting Throne, On Top Of or Next To?, Warm Bus Stop, Redneck Cocktail,
Redneck Riding Lawnmower, Cookie Cushion, Young Body Painter,
Leaning Bookshelves, Islanders, Lion Tail Tale, Winter Laundry,
“USB Device Not Recognized”, Moving Sofa, Sailing Duck, Rush Hour Ice,
PacMan Lights, Log Haulers, What Bird?, Long Reach TP, Holiday Fun,
Baby Scan, Extension Cord Lamp, Family Music, Elephant Ludo,
Dog Heels, Redneck Manual, Earthquake Relief, Land Surfing,
Mountain TV, Vatican Window Cleaners, Grandma Not Welcome,
“Top Down” Snow Removal, Foosball for Girls, Chocolate Couch,
Brain Lamp, Redneck Spatula, Lap Dog (Wrap Version), Water Walkers,
Window Sundial, Fish Head, Star Wars Eggs, Karate Knife, Distressing Artwork,
Get Organized, Batman Equation, Saving Gas, Rainbow Beer, Ramp Lady,
Thirsty Snake, Chicken Farm Wedding, Painter Pail, Horse Hairstyle,
Garden Outhouse, Nintendo Guitar, Tunnel Face, Redneck Walkboard,
Brick Bike, FireFox vs. Windows, Safe Swimming, Shadow Art,
Bar Walker, Ice Cream Rose, Cathletic, Halloween House, Halloween Birth,
Bench Fishermen, Made His Bed, Birthday Dog, Poodle Power,
Got An Idea, Motor Roller Coaster, “Time To Quit” Friend,
Meat Pie, Always Enough TP, Redneck iPad, Arm Chair, TV Conference,
Fish Walker, Plywood Portrait, Car Bandaid, NasCart, On The Edge,
Easter Tree, Bicycle Built For Two, Redneck Post Support, Pool Side,
Just Like Grandpa, Headset Warning, Wait ’til It Falls, CarQuarium,
Smoked Fish Poacher, Mobile Phones, Spaghetti Topping, Frog Waltz,
Enough Snow?, Computer For Women,  Scented Owl & Asylum Tests

Thanks for the animated 'inspiration' for  Mouse Revenge,
Ottawa to Nationalize the NHL!,  Time To Move,
No-Return Empire State Building Jumper,  Chiropractor Mailbox,
God Loves Drunk People Too,  Warning - Lock Your Doors,
 Why Men Live 75 Years, Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man!,
 How Many Eggs?,
 Back-To-Work Mondays - Grin & Bear It (280k),  Magician A-Head Of His Time (1.3M),
 Christmas Letter from Mom to Santa (PowerPoint),
 Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?,  Jet Fuel Drink,
 Worst Job in the Army,  VW Car Lock,  Caraphernalia - Car Gadgets Unlimited,
 2005 British Royal Flush Wedding,  Redneck House Siding,
 Bridge "No Fishing" Zone,  Beard and Moustache Championship,
 Women's Dream - Men Giving Birth!,  Training Wheel Roller Coaster,
 CBC Special - Hockey Curling Night in Canada!,  Goat Tree,
 Should They Allow Same-Sex Marriage?,  Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour,
 Computer Wear - Sneaker Powered,  High Gas Price Comparison,
 Throne Entertainment For The Farm,  Asian Real Meal Deal,
 Arresting Your Own Mother?,  Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts,
 Bicycle Tree of Vashon Island,  Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers,
 Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse,  Racing Grandpa,
 Bike Park - Where'd It Go?,  Texas Limo,  Rock Watcher,
 Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds,  Street Gang,  Airbag Safety,
 Ultimate PC Home Entertainment Center,  Downtown Speeding,
 Indian Chiefs' New Name For American President,
 New Police Radar - 'Sign' of the Times,  Halo to the Holy Dog,
 Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof?,  Geezer Crossing?,
 Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions 4U,  Couch Potato On Wheels,
 Gas Competitors Reach Agreement,  Massive Buns,  Mexican Repair Shop,
 Hydraulic Truck Lift - 'Old Faithful' Jack,  Square Wheel Bikes 4U,
 Royal Commemorative Coin - Almost Endorsed by the Queen,
 Puzzle for Pre-Schoolers (75k),  Royal Stamp Change (400k),
 White House Phone - Communication Problems,  Couch Throne,
 Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!,  Find The Lady,
 Wong Way To The Next Toilet In China,  Mother Popeye,
 Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary,  Flying Cathedral Excuse,
 Light @ End & Start of The Tunnel,  Hot Air Balloon Illusion,
 Mechanics Gone Wrong - Car Teeter Totter,  Red Alert Flight,
 Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced,  PantAm Airways,
 Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic,  Canadian Winter Smile,
 Top Thrill Dragster - Roller Coaster Ride of Doom (630k),
 Amish Speed Wagon - NASCAR Debut,
 Pizza Air's Inaugural Delivery,  Visual Alarm Clock,
 Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter,  Proof That There Is Water On Mars,
 'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette,  Soon-To-Be Ex-Wife,
 Hot Rod Yellow & Not Hot Yellow,  Last Ice Fishing Trip,
 Canada's Ongoing Government Investigations,  Redneck House Cleaning,
 Computerholic's 'Dear John' Letter,  Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol,
 Blood Machine - Portable Health Care,  City Work Crew's Slow Day,
 Moses Parting the Ice Field,  Taking Donations For Scissors,
 Johnny Cochran's Last Words - Farewell to O.J.,  Musical Throne,
 How To Get A Liberal Party Contract,  Tall Guy Bike,
 Canada's Collective Thoughts for its Prime Minister,
 Almost Unique Apartment For Rent,  Lion On Stilts,
 Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns,  Tree Houses,
 Raccoon Feeding - Child Version,  Cancer Tree,  Medical Breakthrough,
 Hurricane Wilma,  John Deere Lawnmover,  How to Launch a PWC,
 Newfie Metro Sled - 'Nash'ional Success,  Tile House,
 Norwegian Gas Passer (630k),  Swim-In Bedroom,  Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs,
 Canada's Secret Aircraft Carrier - STOL Around, eh!,
 Dent Damage - New "V"8 Design,  Nice Teeth,  Redneck Air Conditioner,
 Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology,  Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam,
 Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick,  Nun's Bedpan Gas,
 NASCAR's New Downhill Race Track,  Wheel-y High Tricycle,
 Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone,  Holland Bike Lane - For Pros Only,
 Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors,  Romance Lost,
 Park Art or Cabinet Decision?,  Pre-Dawn Breakfast Patrol,
 Redneck Water Trailer,  Multi-Pilot Jet,  Junk House - One Man's Treasure,
 New Alarm System for 2005,  Satellite 'Art' - 100% Game Day Coverage,
 Handy French Phrases If You're Traveling Abroad,
Bumper To Bumper on the Freeway,  Understanding Computers,
Garbage In or Garbage Out?,  Garage Sale for the Soon-To-Be-Departed,
Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport,  Very Fat Burger,
'Reach For The Top' Roof Repair,  Hybrid Thai Car,  Pre-Dinner Photography,
Baseball Chair,  Women's Cellphone,  Soccer Ball Building,  Divorce Cake,
Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests,  Chinese Puzzle Car,
Redneck Letter - from Mom to Son,  Redneck Picnic,  Paint Shop Pros,
 Coke's Special Ingredients,  Column Art - Interior Decoration 101,
 Baby Names - Based On Profession (320k),  Escape From Rush Hour Traffic,
 Taste of Olympic Success,  Multi Motor Motorcycle,  Lunch Anyone?,
 An Evening Prayer - With Your Best Friends,  Jet-Powered Barbecue,
 Redneck Harley,  Redneck Ice Fishing,  Mine's Bigger,
 Driveway With A View,  Hawg Limo - Hawg'n The Road,  Tree Art,
 Dog Holder & Coffee Warmer-Upper,  Man Centre Fridge,  Beachport,
 World's Highest Tennis Match,  Cool Farm Bike,  Flying With Angels,
 How To Improve New Orleans,  Shoes for Well Heeled Shoppers,
 Let Me In - I'm Hungry,  Room With A View,  Future Truck,  Bike Trike,
 Dutch Rollerblades,  Abandon Ship - Japanese Style,  Stolen Car,
 World's Largest Underpants,  Too Little Too Late,  Reserved for Drunk Drivers,
 Wave Bored Rider's Uplifting Experience,  Disease Prevention for Church Organists,
 Biker Faucet,  Where's Castro?,  Who's Pulling Your Chain?,
 Where's The Remote?,  Clutter Car,  Mobile Home,  Sport Shoe Car,
 New Threat In Iraq,  Can Never Have Too Many Tools,  Newfie Light Fixture,
 Re-Cycled Beef,  Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad,  On A Roll - Only In Japan,
 Hair Ad - Just Add Self,  The Van Gogh Family Tree,  Redneck Airplane,
 Redneck Wedding Limo,  Casket Car,  Upside Down Amusement,
 Cheap Seats,  Really?,  The Power Of Faith,  'Say Cheese' One Last Time,
 Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue,  Drunk Dog,  House Maid For Men,
 Road Map for Men,  Tank Bike,  Redneck Dog,  Your First Motorcycle,
 Coke Heads,  End Of The Line,  Redneck Storm Shelter,  2006 Massive Tax Refund (260k),
 Save A Tree,  Miss Piggy's Bike,  'All You Can Eat' Breakfast,  Boss Bike,
 African Car Wash,  Front and Back Beetle,  Redneck Swing,  Nerd Shaving,
 Mustang Limo,  New Year's Recipe,  Gutter Spout Hotel,  Learn To Fly,
 Arrow-Dynamic Soccer Players,  Ukrainian Muffler Accessory,  MicroMac,
 Outhouse Treasure,  No Go Intersection,  Fishing Information,  iPottie,
 Hot Dawgs for Hot Hawgs,  Side Car or Side Show?,  Safest Place In Canada,
 "Honey, I Lost My Job...",  Redneck Flat Screen TV,  Apple Car,  Beetle Fan,
 Redneck Outhouse,  Barbecue Pickup,  Coffin Dragster,  Land Yacht,
 Perfect Fit Bed,  Camouflage Beer Bus,  Rubik's Cube Jigsaw Puzzle,
 Crunch Zone,  Mini Computer Desk,  Pane-Full Motorcycle,  Work Not,
 Last Day On The Job,  OJ Book Signing,  "You'll Be Safe In Here!",
 Hunter's Dream Wedding,  Grass Walker,  Hedge Hunter,  Horse Hat,
 Biker Mailbox,  Car Safety Lock,  How Hot Is It?,  Lowdown Volvo,  Wet Suit Danger,
 Odor Detector,  Geek Piano,  Geeks On Display,  Circular Motorcycle,
 Redneck Parking Brake,  Bathing A Cat,  Canadian Beer Box Computer,
and 32nd 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for Newfie Christmas Tree
Robert Tassé, Gatineau, Quebec
Humour Resource - Scheduler, Electrician & Retiree by trade,
Familiar with 'Polar Bear Security', Iraq in 2003, Pit Stop Tools,
Moose Steak - Unexpected Guest for Dinner,  Ancient Japanese Proverb,
Newfie Riding Lawn Mower, Help Support Poor NHL Players,
Wooden Boat by Master Carver , How NOT To Work On Your Pickup!,
2005 Chevrolet Vehicle Option, RCMP Carry Tim Horton's Logo,
Message From Iraq to Michael Jackson, Where There's Ice There's A Bear,
B.C. Beer Drinkers, Senior's Advice to the Student,
Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man!, Inner Strength,
Do You Know These People? (400k pps),
A Real Man's Moment Of Clarity (3.7M),
Harrier Ejection, National Husband Care Program (3.0M)
Which Switch (3.7M), Women Just Don't Understand (800k)
New Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program,
When It's Game Time, It's Pain Time (2.5M)
Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?,
Why's - Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm?',
Lottery Winner's Christmas Present, New Wine For Seniors,
How To Shoot The Bear On Your Roof, Scottish DUI Test (900k)
His Name is Santa Claus - End Of Story! (1.8M)
Mouse Pads For Men: #1  #2,  Female IT Experts,
Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy,  A New Pope?,
Bad Luck Kayaker - This One's Whaley Good! (2.0M)
Grandma's Control Problems - Biodegradable Super Fluff (2.0M),
Computers of the Future Too Complicated For Women?,
Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time!,  Senior's Golf Cart,
Free Satellite TV System - WOW! (1.1M),
Married Man's Harley, Wife School (2.7M),
Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes (1.4M),
Growling Reggae Hairdo for 'No Pet' Bar Access (2.3M),
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System,
Daily Reminder About Your Job,  Golf Gimme,  Stress Tests,
Redneck Mama Calls For Leroy,  Largest Fiddle In The World?,
Building Your Shoulder Muscles - Secret Weightlifting Program,
Brazilian Casualties in Iraq,  Saskatchewan Wind Chimes,
Late For A Meeting? Report An Accident (4.8M)
Cypress Mountain, Don't Play With Fire (2.0M)
Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower,
Robo Bash by Bud Light - No Mercy (900k)
Bud Light Bot (1.1M)
Crack Spackle - The First Name in Butt Concealment (2.4M),
Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale,  Cardiologist Eulogy,
Kansas Bridge Fire,  Flare Guns & Skydiving Don't Mix (3.0M)
Father's Day "Must Have" Power Drill (970k),
Drink, Don't Drive!,  Parking Pro (1.1M),  Alberta Winter Fridge,
Rented Lips Syndrome from the White House (1.8M),
Breakfast Dance - Shakin' Bacon (3.0M),  Porsche Bird Droppings,
Broken Lawn Mower - Husband Chores,  Silent Church Service,
Mouth Golf - Drive of the Year (720k),  Christmas Laser Light Show (5.0M),
It's A Pittance Of Time: Lest We Forget (6.2M),  Scottish Water,
Off Road Commode - When Nature Calls (2.0M),  Worker Ants,
Tree's Right Of Passage,  Winter Hotrod,  Insane Rock Climber (3.7M),
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You,  An Old Farmer's Advice,
Bush Surveys Damage in New Orleans,  'Slow Down' Cop Sign,
When A Man Does The BBQ,  News Helicopter Crash (780k),
Weekend Woodcutter's Ultimate V8 Chainsaw (1.4M),  Sorry,
Riding a BIG Wave - Surf's Up or Surf's Down? (2.5M),  It's Not My Job,
Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage,  Meals On Wheels,
Tasty Cereal,  The Ass Family,  Making Light of Christmas,  Pickup Dropoff,
A Cop's Worst Nightmare,  Frozen Door Locks (1.3M),  Same Mistake,
How To Cut Down On Your Drinking,  Telemarketer Call (3.2M),
Line Dancing - High Wire Version,  Redneck 2006,  Redneck Ear Phone,
Alarm Company's 'Remote' Security (4.1M),
Big Game Hunting in Saskatchewan,
Aging Alphabet,  Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef,  Dusty Underwear,
Skoda Limousine,  Light Beer House,  Camouflage Couch,  18 Holes of Golf,
Power-Full Logging Truck,  Fast Food in Beijing, 
Royal Family Heritage (3.2M), Anxious Farmer,
How To Arrest A Terrorist (1.7M),  Sick Manager (1.1M),
Spot the K-Mart Shopper,  How To Spot a Gay Terrorist,
Generous Lawyer, Super Cool Ticket (1.2M),
Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan,  Golden End of the Rainbow,  Ozonol,
Nanosecond Moments,  Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook,  Snowbound Train,
Beware of Solar Power,  Moose Loader,  Canadian Terroristes,
Redneck Chandelier,  Canadian Kiss,  Cockroach Cancer,
Police Dogs in Alabama,  Stoolbus,  Motorcycle Side-Car,
Blonde Password, Tiger Woods Would, Discrimination,
Global Warming Protest, Heavy Drinking, eBay Bid,
Roo Cam, Tree Barking, Bucket Seat, Pole Safety, Concise Essay,
David's Return To Italy, Driving While Fatigued, Land Without Hope,
Welfare Dogs, Orca Season, Last Canuck Supper,
Elaborate Funeral, Where Nobody Speeds, Gas Coupon,
Next Season on 'Dancing with the Stars', Flagstaff Snow Fall,
Redneck Hedge Trimming, False Dreams, Critter Control,
Financial Meltdown,  Kwik-Mart Math,  See Through Van,
Poodle Security, Why God Sends Rain To Mexico But Not The Middle East,
Smart Car Redesign,  White House Visit,  Blonde Antelope (1.4M),
Time To Hang Up The Thong,  Redneck Bungee Jumping (1.3M),
New Sony Digital Camera,inspiration for Walmart's Redneck Wine &
the 13th 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for Miss Chernobyl 2004
Roy Taylor, Mission, B.C.

Never-ending source of 'South Gawga Redneck' groaners!
Traveling In Eye Formation, Hurricane Update - Ivan's Path,
Negotiations Texas Style, The Price of A Mercedes Fart,
Running Out Of Gas After Walking Around Block,
Atheist or Not - One Nation Under God, Letter To Mom - Things Could Be Worse,
 Catalog for Home Improvement Projects  (2.2M),
 Bud Light Dog (2.5M), Bounce - Other Uses Besides The Dryer,
 Sheer Surprise - Husband's Last Gift, Fake Carolina Drawl,
You Might Be a Redneck If..., Conditional Friendship,
Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion,  Lego Church,
Redneck Dictionary - Heidi. Hire Yew?, Clearly Good Intentions,
 Cosmetic Surgery - Wife's Choice,  Redneck Gingerbread House,
'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving And Not A Turkey To Be Found,
John Travolta Parks Boeing 707 Next to Home, Waterfall Moment,
Gifted Redneck Portrait Artist, The Eye Of God - NASA Hubble Telescope,
 Citroen's New C4 Transforming Technology  (4.8M),
Bubba Claus - Union Replacement for Santa,  Amazing Un-Bridge,
Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer, Technology For Country Folk,
 Displanned Robbery - How Not To Rob A Store  (500k),
Hospital Outpatient Assistance - Like It Or Not,
Thailand 2005 Model Truck - With Air Conditioner,
New Hospital Wing, Noah's 2005 Ark,  Snapdragons,  Self Moon,
 Top Ouches of 2004: Moroff's Self-Inflicted Pain  (2.8M),
Motorcycle Grannies With Attitude,  Donkey Auction,
Garden of Daily Living - Reap What You Sow,  Nagging Wife,
 Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M),  After-Gas Piggy Bank,
Senior Citizens - Nation's Leading Carrier of Aids!,
Hurricane Katrina,  New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles,
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!,  Take Your Wife Somewhere Expensive,
Redneck's Pertty Yachts,  Theology - Kid Style,  Ghetto Chicks,
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq,  Retired Golf Pros,  Black & Gus Cows (1.2M),
World's 1st Mobile Camper,  A Woman's Poem,  Florida Bird Flu,
Pumpkin Patch Market,  Texas Style Arrest  (550k),  Dads and Diapers  (3.0M),
 Wet Look Waterbed - Wasserbett, Ya?  (2.9M),  Redneck Space Shuttle,
 Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!  (2.9M),  Redneck Bird Dogs,
Lost Churches of Louisiana,  Are You OLD?,  Insufficient Brain Study,
Dead Mule @ Church,  Classes For Men,  Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!,
Elastic Baby - Family Stress Relief,  Tower of Pisa Restorer,
Church Sign Generator,  Cleared To Land,  New Oil Company Sign,
2005 Brinks Robbery,  Woman's Odometer,  Desperate For Gas  (1.4M),
Mommy's Driving Too Fast Again,  High Cost Of Gas for 2-Car Families,
 Redneck Genealogy Lesson (5.0M),  Driving in Bolivia,  Almost Perfect Snowball,
 Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M),  Women Have Too Much Of 'Em,
 Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?,  Mensa Invitational - Letter Game,
Request for 2008,  'Looking Good' Wireless (650k),  Mega Million Winners (470k),
 Mom's Lost Cake Delivery (650k),  Redneck Wedding Cake,  ER Patch,
New Wal-Mart Mirror,  Blonde Geometry Student,  Redneck Tick Removal,
Church Sign Humour,  4 Stages Of Life,  Jack's Telephone Number,
Diary of a Snow Shoveler,  Good Luck Angel,  BIG Dog,  Barry Bonds Rookie Card,
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?,  Church Squirrels,  Daily Inspiration,
Piranha on Steroids,  Out Of Gas,  A Man's Grill,  New Deer Rifle,
Smile For The Day,  Fish Dads, Lab Found,
Smooth Leaning Shoes, Tiger’s New Golf Bag, Gradiation,
Turkey Recipe, My Life, Redneck Fireplace, Portable Shower,
 Ford Police Chase (2.1M),  How To Live A Long & Happy Life (2.5M),
Is That God's Boy Over There?,  Redneck Seafood Dinner,  Soccer Squirrel (1.8M),
Is Your Horse Ready For Hurricane Ivan?, Top Moroffs of 2004 &
27th 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for Stuff A Jellyfish Down Your Wetsuit
Jack 'Hotlanta' Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

 Thanks to Michael J. King for
Katrina T-Shirts,  Motorcycle Inflammation,  Brain Teasers,  Crisco, OMG T-Shirt,
Latest Surgical Procedure - 'The Knob',  Blonde Pole Dancer,  Bad Day Driver,
Soccer Overpass,  Tempting Parking Spot,  Hog Hunter, Long, Happy Marriage,
How To Conserve Gas, Master Tradesmen (2.9M), WalMart Math,
Ode To A Turkey,  Pianist's Challenge,  Political Promise Transporter,
Speed Trap, Fishing Trip in New Zealand, Cowboy Bike, Food Stamp Misuse,
Redneck Anniversary Gift,  Fireman Poster Boyt,  Angels,  Babble Language,
Redneck Time Out,  Redneck Wheelchair,  Redneck Neighborhood Watch,
Religious One Liners,  Redneck Border Security,  Why Elk Have Long Antlers,
Picked Up Pickup,  Cutting Edge Delivery,  Halloween Joe-ks,  Nice Pets,
Paperless Toilet,  Childhood Romance,  Ice Fishing in Wisconsin,
Bear Surveillance, Somebody Famous, Off To A Good Start,
Grouper Record,  Irish Birth Control,  Who's in Heaven?,  Bounced Check,
Lehman Brothers Protest,  Best Knockout Ever (1.7M),  2009 Inauguration Cost,
Good Morning Babushka,  Nosey Bird,  Lane Closure, Sick Zoo Animals,
Chimney Sweep Challenge, Office Cord Support, iPad For Sale,
A Picture Of Me In The Shower,  Chutzpah Defined,  Waterfall Drinkers,
Salt Water Fuel (4.9M),  HHO Water Power   (3.1M),  Men In Training,
Headline Stories, Tired Tires, Prayer Request for Bob, Staff Teeth,
Coach Inspiring Teamwork,  Elderly Pre-Nups,  Old Folks' Perks,
Pastor's New Teeth,  Childproof Drawer  (2.0M),  Chair Boy,
Lightning Strikes - Twice (3.6M), Razor Blade Swallower,
Alaska Marriage License,  Tree Gondola,  Arkansas Surgeons,  Sky Board Easel,
Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.,  World's 1st All-Glass Undersea Restaurant,
Crossed Wires,  Two Meals In One,  Deer Hunting Bird  (580k),
Reach For Your Dreams,  Shame On All You Hunters,  Milking Time in Washington,
Going Nowhere in Ireland,  Indian Wife,  My Forgetter,  Hands On Tree,  Go Dawgs!,
Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times,  Democrat Gift,  My New Boyfriends,  Gut Check,
Toll Booth Speed Limit  (1.9M),  Happy Scary Halloween,  Redneck Tank Top,
Night Shift for a Geek,  Bike Fence,  JackPot  (2.3M),  Memorial Service,
The Flour Sack,  Redneck Farm Couple,  First Computer,  Frequent FlyHair,
Joe's 'Dear Abby' Page,  Grandma's Beautiful Pies,  Senior Wheelies,
Beer Bottle Orchestra (2.1M),  The Computer Swallowed Grandma,  Mink Love,
Dear Abbey,  Undertaker Bike,  Redneck Camera Phone,  Rising To The Occasion,
Never Do Anything Wrong,  When Seniors Shouldn't Trick Or Treat,
Farmer's Daughter  (2.6M),  SideCar Illusion,  Homework - Latest Pole,
illary's First Night As President,  Bridge Weight Limits,  Locked Up Bull Elk,
Outhouse Disposal,  Cubism  (4.2M),  How To Feel Better,  Hammer King (2.9M),
Snow Car Tow  (2.7M),  Portuguese Airport Runway,  Adoption,  Redneck Garden,
Short NFL Quarterbacks,  Weepublican,  Annoying People,  Women Drivers (7.6M),
Irish Alzheimer's,  Bear With Me,  Why I Didn't Make The Olympics (3.2M),
Pet Fish,  Cats and Backpacks,  Octopus vs. Shark (2.9M), “Do Not Read” Sign,
Border Patrol At It's Finest, Grant Me One Wish, Wedding Dress For Sale,
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks,  Redneck Artist (3.8M), Motorcycle Helmets,
Don't Mess With My SS Check (900k), Something Wong, Bumpy Road,
Aging Disgracefully (3.2M),  Wooden Spoons (2.4M), MataGore (PG),
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M),  Cute Puppy,  Insect-Aside,
Harley Outsourcing Strategy (2.3M),  Kosher Computers, NAACP Cover Up,
How To Stop The Oil Leak, Redneck Coffee Pot, Florida Map,
Middle Age by Mother Goose, It's So Cold That..., Texas Motorcycle Seat,
Numb Skulls in Homeland Security, Official Pace Car, British Survey,
Hillbilly 'Cowasaki' Motorcycle,  Peeping Tom,  When Life Gets You Down,
You Want Change?,  Angry Mathematician, Christmas Bonus Program Survey,
Keep The Change,  Cancel Our Date  (470k), George Bush Trophy,
Cow Jacket,  Military Life Insurance,  Iraqi Passport Photos,  Talking Dog For Sale,
Texas Hunting Vehicle,  Cat Tattoo,  Political Road Sign,  Brapod,
Patriotic Microchip, Government Snow Plow, Bird Dilemma,
Psychic Fair, Signs for the Modern Woman, Tired Tires,
Trink Das Wasser Nicht, Why Go To Church?, Holes of the World,
Redneck Spoon, How Did They Get There?, Structural Books,
Floating Gazebo, Free Nobel Peace Prize, World's Hardest Golf Shot,
Empty Birdhouse, The End Of An Error, Redneck Divorce,
Serengeti Tug of War, Two Track Train, Chicken Wire Art,
Shredded Tweet, Church Sign Messages, How To Make A Deer Stand,
2011 Naked Fireman Calendar, Best Hands-On Coverage,
Hardworking Wife, Black Hole  (3.6M), Lovemaking Tips for Seniors,
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer, Easter Identity Theft, Other Door,
Health Tip, A Woman Named Five Horses, Exit Door, Motherhood,
Items Of Value, The Meaning of Golf, Strong Silent Type,
Safe Removals, Waterfall Windows, Helicopter Cuts, Road Press,
Butt Meter, Texas Drought, Read My Lipstick, Family Jewels, Sharp Sign,
Good Old Days Security, Driving Miss Sarah, Perfectly Groomed Love Rug,
iGifts, Beach Trick - Head's Up, Smallest Petrol Engine, Outhouse Bike,
Little Johnny Helps His Newlywed Brother & Knowing Scripture Can Save Your Life

Thanks to Diane Baugh, Kaukauna, Wisconsin, for
Hot Summer Night Cure, Hillbilly Overalls, Mad Magazine Guy (1.3M),
Football Stickman (2.2M), Hellmann’s Mayonnaise,
Italian Pasta Diet, Gift Shop for Stray Kids, Car Axident,
BrokeBack Ballet, Camouflage Helicopter, Proof of Global Warming,
Thirst Quencher Fridge, Lion In The Bathtub, Mexican Lion, Southern Blessing,
A Woman's Mind, Port-a-Potty Preparation, Border Agent Alert,
Barn Art, When Gas Costs Too Much, Tight Christmas,
Bedworthy Bartender, Baby's Dog Rug, Wet Suit Fart, Living With A Blonde,
Hairstyle Of The Year, Politically Correct Women Terminology,
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners, The Power of Makeup, Hot Dog Cooker,
Washing Clothes Recipe, Cowbelly Tattoo, Karate Chop, Human Kindness,
Redneck Weiner Roast, Clinton Portrait, Water Prop, Pumpkin Art,
Redneck Street Fishing, Employee Of The Month, Paper Art, Redneck Revenge,
Mexican Salad Dressing, Brain Transplant, Wicked Wok Catchin, Cat Brush,
Housework Helping Husband, Redneck Summer, How To Pop A Zit,
World's Best Trained Dog (4.4M), Boy's Anatomy Lesson, Food Art,
Surgeries Gone Wrong (3.9M), Duct Tape - for a Prettier World, Pregnant Turkey,
Crochet Doll Collection, Redneck Valentine Love Poems, Benefits of High Gas Prices,
Weather Warning, Toy Recall, Down Day, Beer Drinking Through Your Nose (2.0M),
Why Buy Expensive Toys? (3.6M), Leaping Lizards! (1.3M), Bring Me A Beer (1.4M),
Pelosi’s Giant Gavel (660k), Cold Cross Bunny, Bird Trio,
Gas Prices Around The World, Redneck Cat Found, Wong Thong,
Refrigerator Magnet, Christmas Kittens, Men @ Math, Samaritan Zipper,
Contagious Baby (3.1M), Japanese Deck Torpedoes, Deer Jumps Over Biker (2.9M),
Boys Will Be Boys, Blonde Ranch Hand, Santa's Job Evaluation Day,
Farmer's Pond Advice for Youngsters, 6-Year-Old's Wedding Plans,
Redneck TP Holder, When Pumpkins Drink, Caught Cat, Griller Bees,
Redneck Swing Tree, Why Women Stay Single (3.3M), Motorbike Display (2.0M),
Redneck Skiing, Redneck Dream Homes, Elephant Phonics, Bush Bird,
Redneck Motorcycle Transport, Polish Polar Bear Club (1.3M),
Redneck Swimming Pools, Harley Load, Redneck Power Windows (2.6M),
Just One Goose (920k), Scarf Fashion, Is This Legal?, Redneck Campers,
Redneck Tailgate, Pumpkin Pie Maker, Frozen Crabs, Childhood Obesity,
Erkel Economy, Little Johnny's Gripping Story, Shopping In Texas (1.8M),
Brick Load (3.8M), Haiti Re-Construction, One Load At A Time (2.2M),
Amish Centerfold (3.6M), Step Drawers, Beltometer, Her Casket,
Reverse Teaching, Good Words, Redneck Windshield Defroster,
Blonde Corn Maze, Bamopoly, Coming In, Going Out, Redneck Headlights,
Tiger Shark, Bike Seat Selection, Math Puzzle, You Want Me To Do What?,
Tiger Wood's 2009 Christmas Card, Wall Parkade, Redneck Cook,
Denture Cup, Bed Equalizer, Server Tray, Hairy Potter, Tattoo Implants,
Run Down Apartments, Hair Moan Therapy, Rinse Ride, Lateral Thinking,
No Shooting, Bat Control, Cornrow Politics, Moon Landing, Garlic Warning,
Working Past 65, Fox Hunting Madness, Amish Christmas Lights,
Baby Bird Chorus, Redneck Snowmobile, Shepherd Nativity Scene, Penguin Date,
Beauty That's Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow &  Basketball Car

Keith Blake, Campbell River, B.C., for  Looking For Something?, Newfie Speak,
Stretch VW, Flamingo Island, Camel Hatchback, Leaf Man, Lost Axle,
Polar Bear Photographer, Stork Delivery, SUV Haircut, Telephone of Tomorrow,
Muslim Camel, Skirt Road, Underground Parking, Giraffic Park,
Hippo Toothbrush, Redneck Tricycle, Cat Path, Horse Hair, Leaf Edge,
Cheat Sheet, TP For Those With Money To Throw Away, Sign Model,
Tie Wrap Security, Bird Melons, Crab Lips, “Cover Girl” Magazine,
Snowman Peek-A-Boo, Calculator Flip Flops, Horse Model,
Tire Trike, Bath Laugh, Drain Swimmer, African Wheelbarrow,
Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey!, Horse Mane Macramé, Turtle Tops,
Horse Drawn Carriage, Roller Coaster Skiing, ZipHer, Barbie Cat,
Uplifting Church, I Love Pet Food, Alien Seating, Bus Head Rest,
Grass Pinch, Wave Pools in India, Hawk View, Scuba Diving Sucks,
Redneck Bulldozer, “2 For 1” Fishing, Garden Gnome,
Office Bike, Country SUV, Gun Leash, Dinosaur Roast,
Croc Lunge, Redneck Lawn Mower Repair, Owl Perch Necklace,
Japanese Keyboard, Balloon Dinosaur, Plane Restaurant,
Cat Patrol, Blues Brothers Pancakes, Cheating, Building Ear,
Money Head, Loving Canadian Husband, Restroom Sign,
Amish Smart Car, “Pick Your Nose” Cup, Math Watch,
Elephant Hand, Split Beach Personality, Funnel Farm,
Redneck Paintball / Duck Hunting (8.7M), Dog Muzzle,
Quilt Car, Scaffold Stilts, Luxury Bungalows, Frog Food,
Makeup Mirror, Frozen Fish Meal, Gecko Earring, Sidetracked Baby,
Grass Leak, Moving Experience, American Mustache,
Redneck Wave Runner, VW Garden, Tongue Twister,
Head Teacup, Attentive Student, Ice Cone Cat, Owl Garden,
Bear Print, Mountain Iron Man, Hedge Face, Keyboard Wedding,
Water Walkers, PacMan Road Crossing, Ice Cream Burqa,
Guitar Farm, Get In Line!, Beach Drag, Water Supply,
Mirror Bike, Riot Safety, BBQ Wagon, Odori-Don Dance (4.2M),
Kelp Us!, McDonald’s New Customer, RoostHair,
Texas Bakery, Political Promise Hauler, Pumpkin Face,
Pickup Park, Killer Whale Food, Sidewalk Pickpocket,
High-End Scooter, Crayola Keyboard, Bike Bed, Dog Sitters,
Where To Now?, Transformers Garage, Productive Computers,
Oversize Load, Russian Police Car, Redneck Pole Support,
Banana Sculpture, Skateboard Stairs, Open Face Sandwich,
Wiener Fire, Tail Support, Texas Cow Cleaner, Computer Exercise,
TreeSun, Baby Priorities, iSad - Tribute to Steve Jobs, Hippo Racing,
Mane Spray, Denmark Traffic Signals, BTTF II Car, Gay Dog,
New York Time Lapse, Hurricane Irene, Wing Support, Take My Advice,
Energy Saver, Window Closure, Buffalo Prod, Lakescape, Tree of Dreams,
Motorcycle Grind, Zoo Invitation, Burial At Sea, Baked Tulips, Tipsy Crane,
Big Hairbrush, Wall Climb, Harry Potter Parking &  Redneck Soldier

Hydro escapee and huge source of retire'd humour,
James Bond's Telepathic Watch,   Before Fast Food Came Slow Food,
 Your Headlight Fluid's A Little Low (600k),
 1954 Vision of the 2004 "Home Computer",  Designated Driver,
 Benefits of Aging in Saskatchewan,  Yogi Berra's Graduation Dissertation,
 Inspiration for Steven Wright Quotes, Indian Wisdom,
 Cure For A Snoring Fisherman,   Deep Observations In Life,
 What To Do With Old Goats,   Giraffic Park Optical Illusion,
 Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven, Economy Flight,
 Dubm Headlines of 2004, Seniors Eggsellent Special,
 Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence,  Don't Touch My Bone! (2.9M),
 Pharmacist's Cyanide Prescription,  Dance Off Competition (3.4M),
 Land Title Process in New Orleans,  Australia 101 For Tourists,
 Why's - Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm?',  Commandments,
 NFL Team Announcement - Super Bowl XL Update,  Newfie Diet,
 Flying The Friendly Skies,  Something Irresistible To Women,
 Patches, the Hamburger & TV-Loving, Bring-Me-The-Beer Horse (4.0M),
 Claude Cooper's Clean Copper Clappers (2.1M),  Caddy Quotes,
 The Little House Behind The House,  Tulip Fields of Holland (2.9M),
 Mixing People That Wouldn't Normally Mix (690k),  Test for Dementia,
 Neologism Contest,  'Thread The Needle' Traffic (300k),
 Vibrator Recall (750k),  Pre-Olympic Games: Canada 1 - U.S.A. 0,
 Worst Part of Being a Seeing Eye Dog,  So Small Cell Phone (430k),
 Closet Cell Call (3.1M),  Irish Moroffs Rob Bank - Get Egg On Face,
 Dog Speak - Language for Dogs (1.7M),  Elephant Soccer (1.9M),
 Don't Upset Your Employees! (410k),  Canadian Immigration Test,
 Corvette Tests to Raise The Bar,  Seniors Having Babies,  Robbery Suspect,
 Cell Phones Can Cause Accidents (830k),  World's Highest Bridge,
including Typical Canadian Baby Boy & Why I Was Late For Work
Dave Stefiuk, Coquitlam, B.C.

 Great friend who gives the best 2-seater plane rides in B.C.!
 Cross-Eyed Bull - Newfie Vet's "Proctocol" Remedy,
 Preacher's Expanding Salary,  Real Man's Point System,
 No NHL? Yule Have To Spend More Time With Your Wife  (2.5M),
 KiltDown Man or Marilyn Monroe Lookalike?,
 Demotivation in the Workplace  (1.4M),  Toyota's New Bait Car  (800k),
 Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!,  Chinese Watermelon Sculptures,
 "This Is Good" Attitude,  1907 to 2007: Century of Change
 Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program,  Snakenophobia  (680k),
 Baby Laughter - Camera Comedy  (3.10M),
 Heaven Is For Best Friends,  Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots,
 Health Tips for Fat Friends,  Happy Easter, Big Guy,
 Telephone Technology History - Dig It!,  Impossible Illusions,
 Don't Mess With The Tower,  Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005,
 Formation Flying for Jet Airplanes,  Celebrate Womanhood!,
 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea- the Real Story,  Bird Flu Flight,
 Little Johnny Makes Babies,  Cat Got Your Tongue?,  How Not To Prop Start Your Plane,
 Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?,  Catapult Soccer,  Mid-Life Crisis,
 Canadian Health Care,  Ziploc Omelet,  Cake Glue,  Lightdays for Children,
 How To Tell Your Age From Your Clothing,  Car Stereo Without The Car,
 Taking Care of Church Gossip,  Chicken Surprise,  Nike Award,
 March of the Penguins - Canadian Version,  State Mottos,  Chewing Gum Hazard,
 Never Give Your Kids A Flip Phone,  Expired Parking,  Gizmo Gadgets,
 Parallel Parking in Tight Spots (660k),  Free Photo Booth (4.0M),
 Global Warming for Dubya & Polar Bears (4.0M & 630k),  Redneck Truck Jack,
 High Wire Bear Feeder,  Where's My Bulldozer? (700k),  Kitchen Oil Fire (1.4M),
 Don't Annoy A Moose! (1.2M),  Bud Light's Fresh Frank Monkey (510k),
 How To Load Your Dirt Bike (1.2M),  Slip Sliding Away (2.4M),
 2005 California State Employee Handbook (430k),  Waiting For Dinner,
 Cheap House Siding,  Bolder Boulder,  Paint Ladder,  Redneck Car Carrier,
 Religious Customs Declaration,  Military Humour,  Housework-Challenged Husband,  Invasion of the Crabs (4.9M),  Ultimate Back Scratcher (860k),  Dryland Fishing,
 Insults With Class,  Redneck Beer Drinker (420k),  Chicken CPR (5.2M),
 World's Shortest Fairy Tale,  House Appraisal,  Borderline Stupidity,
 Swingset Car, Paper Lunge, Kick Out Boxing, Swim-In,
Duct Tape Plane,
Clean Your Lens NOT (1.1M),  Milk's For Babies - NOT! (800k),
and 22th 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for
My New Fur Coast - On Again, Off Again  (460k)
Walter Zatylny, Sechelt, B.C.

 Lego Illusion, Toilet Art, Happy End TP, Henry the Vacuum Cleaner,
Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait,  How Easter Eggs Are Made,
How To Load/Unload Your Boat - Lakeside Delivery,
FishSun - Touching The Sun, Compact Beamer,  Did You Say Happy Easter?,
Tractor Car - How To Impress Your First Date,  Anger Management Suppository Bullets,
Pope's Good & Bad News Message,  A Baboon Wood - Would You?,
Quick Haul Car Transport, Speaking in Tongues for Animals,
LadyNet - Ukraine's Newest Web Browsers,  Lighthouse Safety,
Need Map Instructions For Norway? Microsoft Streets Isn't 4U,
Truck's Falling Ad - Come To The Rescue!,
Computing For Girls - A Windows Special,  Vealy Big Meal,
When You Know It's Time To Quit Smoking,
Nothing To Fear... NetMan is Here!,  Shopping Cart Hotplate,
Rad Cat - Curled Up Cat Nap,  Newfie Fly Groaner - Right On Cue,
Great American Weenie Roast - Pitchfork Special,
International Sign of Marriage,  Ukrainian Tanning Salon,
Porcupine Chair for Quick Meetings,  Bottle Guys,
Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow,
Potty Training An Elephant, Taking A Rest During Hunting Season,
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon,  House Clown,
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience,  Cat In The Bag,
Seismic Support for Polish Buildings,  Heavy Meal Deal,
Send Your Son Home For The Holidays,  Downer Rental Car,
'Empty Your Car' Sign - Street Smarts 4U,  Can Art,
Duct Tape Truck - No-Glass Deliveries,  Inglish Spikkers Welcom,
France Weather Forecast for November 2005,
Pipe Dreams by Exhausting Cars,  Bible Bar,
Zidane's Head Butt - World Perspective,  Mexican Sunscreen,
Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait,  Frisbee Dog,  Eyelash Embroidery,
Management Team - Leading by Example,  Polar Bear New Years,
Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?,
Cattle Herding in Africa,  Microsoft Lebanon's New Store,
Italian Night Before Christmas,
Health Care Profession - Secret Codes &
When Not To Stop Too Fast: When Your Cargo Letsgo
 Martin Grosse,  Koblenz, Germany

"BeautyFarkle" guy with a corny sense of humour -
How To Spot A Rich Guy,  Senior's Wedding Plans - Pharmacist Assisted,
Taliban Warning to the U.S., Sick Day Off - Glaucoma Sufferer,
Antidote For Santa's Milk,  Dating After 60, Cool Gardening Pics (1.7M),
Postal Delivery of Damp Mail,  Spooky Barbecue - Snow Art du Jour,
Too Old To Be A Biker?,  Are They Hormone or Hermoan Pills?,
 Taking Your Kid To The Park for a Face Swing (1.8M),
 Happy Valentine's Day to Our New Father,
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away,
"Who's On First?" for 2005 Computers,  Fortune Cookie Advice,
Bend-But-Don't Break On The Mountain Top,
 Wife Download - Beach Intervention Technique (370k),
What Will I Wear For Court Today?,  Four Worm Parable,
Married Too Long? This One's Par For The Course,
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport,
Royal Engagement - Prince Charles & Camilla Exclusive!,
 Trust Your Wife? Then Cement Your Relationship! (1.8M),
 Snowball Fight - Horsing Around (2.5M),
 Think You've Had A Bad Day @ Work? (400k),
 A New 'Brand' of Pain - OUCH!!! (900k),  Bible Guinessis - Old & New Testament by Kids,  Redneck Birthday Present,
 Cold Dip Cyclist Cutter-Offer (850k),  Road Rage Granny (1.2M),
 BMW's New Half Car (170k),  Make Womb For Baby,
 Sometimes Life Just Isn't Fair,  Haircut For Staff Meetings,
Inspiration for Proof That 7 x 13 = 28,  Marzipan Babies,
Hurricane Katrina Relief,  Performance Pay - God's Answer (60k),
 Helpful Kids Clean More Than Dishes (2.3M),  Can You Do This?,
"Too Young To Die" Donation, Chinese Paradise, Muslim Driving Licence &
winner of the 17th "Get Stuffed" Award for Only in Canada: MacMoose
Shawn Kennedy, Abbotsford, B.C.

McDonald's South America,  'Forks For Dorks' Car,
Domino's Delivers Everywhere,  World's 'Highest' Outhouse,
Early Christmas School Break,  Vancouver Snow Plow,  Cactus Buzzer (2.0M),
No Pit Stop Car,  Cold Outhouse,  Drop In For Dinner,  TP Protector,
Brick Layers - Cast in Stone,  Frilly VW Bug,  Redneck Whirlpool,
Cold Canada Winter,  Redneck Outhouse Poetry,  LONG Neck Giraffe,
New Medicare Program for Senior Citizens,  Redneck Repair Kit,
Cat Woman & Rat Man,  Redneck Wireless Internet System,  Piano Dog,
Rebuilding in New Orleans,  Surf-In Lunch Snack,  Florida Bird Flu - 2006,
Sumo Skiing - Newest Olympic Event,  Canadian Cow: Whole Stein,
 An Evening Prayer - With Your Best Friends,  Preschool Parking,
 'Outside The Box' Juggler,  Redneck Portable Camping Potty,
 Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring,  Healthy Breakfast,  Economy Flight Plan,
 Redneck Port-A-Potty,  'Break In Motion' Brake,  Baby 'Sitter',
 Anti-Theft Car Device,  Redneck Hearse,  Gas Saving Motorcyclist,
 Ultimate Border Control Protection,  Redneck Lawn Mower,
 Hillbilly Tooth Fairy,
 Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes,  Meximerica,  He Looks Just Like His Father!,
 Nemo Found @ Japanese Sudhi Bar,  Love - Hate Attitude,
 Car of the Future,  Racing a 'Hot Rod',  Bad Day Flyer,  Miss Afghanistan Finalists,
 Baby Stork Gifts,  Redneck Muffler Shop,  Houston Space Problem,
 Moses' Headache Relief,  'Turn Me Over' 'Pickup',  Tough Love,
 Intimate Phones,  Lost Uncle,  Who's There?,
 Redneck Anti-Theft Truck,  Granny Does Windows Too,
 Ancient Politician,  Swiss Minigun,  Good Advice,  Close Call Parking,
 Heavy Training Session,  Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes,  Family Reunion,
Coast Guard Cutbacks,  New Orleans Party Barge &
New Restaurant Opening in New Orleans
 Thanks to Darwin McKee, Iowa

Thanks for Tasty Migratory Birds, DNA Genes,
How Not To Cut Your Wife's Hair, New Drugs For Women,
Tandem Story - Prof's E-mail Assignment, Blonde's Year In Review,
Things To Do in an Office Meeting, Computer Bumper Stickers, Inbread Cat,
Fatherly Advice, Groundhog Crisis - Phoenix Faces 13 More Years of Summer!,
Never Underestimate The Power of Seniors, Lawyer's Genie-ous Catch,
Ugly Bus To Paradise, Bluenecks: Revenge of the Rednecks, Good Golfer,
Las Vegas Church Donations, The Good Wife's Guide, Rules of Combat,
'Dream On' Male Ego Booster, Moojita Scale, Computer Nerd T-Shirt Slogans,
If Men Did Housework, Who's Been Eating My Porridge?, Caveman Air Force,
Granny Chair, Easter Yolks, Easter Bunny Wisdom, Astronomy Perspective,
Florida Squirrel, Relative Facelift, Almond Treats For The Bus Driver,
English-isms, Flat Tarr, Problem Neighbour, CompuBrew - Beer on Tap,
Florida's Retired Bikers, April 5, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date,
How To Hire Engineers, Cleaning Poem, Speeding Back To School,
Osama bin Laden Swing Set, Fried Eggs, Redneck Water Limo,
E. Coli Victim, Irish Flood, Pumpkin Pi, Halloween Kiss, Rools four Righters,
Boy Scout Scooter, “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake, Celebrity Match,
Failed Logistics Exam, Fish Diet, Speeding Mother, Lie Clock, Granny Humour,
Google Marathon Maps, Baked Democrat, Panda Bear Summer,
Your Parrot Is Dead, Senor!, Intelligent Life?, New IRS Form,
Redneck Air Conditioner,  Joe's 'Dear Abby' Page,  In A Perfect World (460k),
Chicken Literacy, Tool Definitions for Dummies, Happy Hour Bike Club,
Little Johnny's Math Test, Noah’s 2011 Ark, No Excuse Sunday,
Women Get Frustrating As They Grow Older, Fish Eyes,
Help Stop The Violence, Mom Posting,
Father Sayings for Father's Day, Animated Army Training (60k),
Too Much Turkey, Viagra Ingredients, Invisible Homeless Man,
If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments, Building Permit,
Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly, Texas Outhouse Art,
How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?,
LOL Tweet, How The Internet Began (Part 2), The Recession,
Marital Rating Chart - Husband, Marital Rating Chart - Wife,
Texas Night Before Christmas, Cold Weather Travel Warning,
and 44th “Get Stuffed” Award Winner for
Tendjewberrymud - Far East Language Translation
Cherei McCarter, San Antonio, Texas

Thanks for Deer Friends - Fawn of Each Other,
New Fuel Gauge for 2005, SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised,
Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk,  New Fishing Technique (5.0M),
Chinese Cough Drops: A-head Of His Time (890k),
New Voting Machine for U.S. Presidential Election (1.9M),
What To Do With An Obnoxious Co-worker (2.0M),
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes (840k),
Deek Out a Hockey Goalie (1.2M),  Pumpkin Faces (1.3M),
Don't Touch My Beer (1.3M),  No Arms Mom - Amazing Inspiration (4.5M),
When You Know It's Time To Lose Some Weight (1.8M),
Seal Hat at the Zoo (1.4M),  Cleaning Gutters With Your Friends (2.4M),
Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version,  Bear's Submarine Patrol,
Pickup A Blonde For The Boss (480k),  Cat Therapist (930k),
Cat For Adoption - Wild Pet of the Weak, Why The Dog Left &
12th 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for How A Dishwasher Really Works
Lesley Mercado, Burnaby, B.C.

For engineer-inspired groaner Joe-ks ...
 Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled, Newfie Boat For Sale,
 Breastfeeding For The Busy Japanese Executive,
How To Get Revenge on Co-workers:  #3  #4, Last Train Ride,
 Sex Education in Saskatchewan,  Library's No-Return Policy,
 What Happens in Canada When There's No Hockey  (1.7M),
 Stress Relief @ Your Office  (4.7M),    How To Spot A Rich Guy,
 Confined Space Teamwork in Africa  (1.1M),  Engineer's Christmas Spec Plans,
 Tax Time - Get Ready Canada!  (1.9M),  Bag Hang-Up,
 Fencing Down Under,  Redneck Swimming Pools,
 The Dangers of Veranda Smoking  (1.8M) &
 New Scam Alert - Beware of Windshield Washers,  Valentine Not,
and 5th 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for Oredr Of Ltteers In a Wrod!
 from Steve Thackray, T-Ray Engineering, Vancouver

Supplier of numerous groaners, including No More Bird Droppings,
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On Job,
Frog To Horse Illusion, Fishing With Moses,
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly,
Pawano Lessons,  Divorce Is Grand,  Ladies Room Buttons,
The Perfect Dog, Double Vision,
Redneck Stealth Bomber,  Bedtime Bliss,  Church Moments (2.7M),
Government Workers - Snow Replacement Experts,  Stick Humour,
Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe,  Farm Machine Music (3.7M),
Catch The Wave (1.5M),
What Women Won't Want for Christmas (1.2M),
Female & Male Brains  (pps),Batman Wannabes,
Spanish Computer Gender, Visiting Preacher's Rapturous Sermon,
Shoe Show - Latest Fashion from Italy & Japan,  Desert Flowers,  Portable Auto Body Shop,  Rock-In Chair,  Uplifting Tooth Extraction,
Wedding Invitation,  Redneck Politician,  Cat Stroke,
Pregnant Fireman, Kitchen Medicine Cabinet,
Reaching Out Too Far,  Finger Olympics,  Bear Warning,
Toe Jam Guitar (2.6M),  Original SUV,
Spring Is Just Around The Corner, Grocery Store Appeal,
1st Modern Church (3.1M), Senile Agitation,
Pool Smart Dog (2.9M),  Don't Try This At Home,
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?, Fat - The Enemy,
Scuba Diving Cat (3.6M),  As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life,
Hyphenated Names, Every Man's Philosophy, Passing The Buck,
Florida - the Plywood State:  #1  #2, and
3rd 'Get Stuffed' Award Winner for
Dog Download - Why Your Computer Might Not Work Properly
Cathy Young, Richmond, B.C.

A fellow Handbell enthusiast, & supplier of real groaner Mennonite joe-ks...
Gotcha for the Bank of Canada President, 2004 Tattoo of the Year,
Manitoba Health Care's Test For Alzheimer's,
Blessings From The Pope,  Youth Pastor's Last Speech  (3.0M),
Swaying With The Leader,  Homerisms,  Colored Folks,  Heart Attack Grill,
Cold Hearted Women @ The Pearly Gates,  Practical Error Messages,
Why a Drivers' License Is Like a Report Card,  Dam Good Response!,
Advice for the Canadian Men's Hockey Team,  Olympic Non-Medalist Skiier