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ECNALUBMA: A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

An eye for an eye... leaves the whole world blind.
A shuttle between a speeding motorcycle and a wheelchair.

Some of these Emergency links are NOT funny - they are here to
make you aware of safety & emergency dangers, and precautions to be taken!

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Overpass Underpassed


New York Blackout


Tipsy Crane


Bar Code Casualty


Front Row Seats


Hurricane Irene


Deconstruction


Tampon Saves Marine’s Life


Fire Survivors


Cheetah Surprise


Bus Head Rest


Titanic Trailer


F16 vs Woodpecker


Funnel Farm


Porch Deer next to John Deere


How Did They Get There?


Pre Tsunami


Food Stamp Misuse


Lightning Strikes - Twice


Train Hits Deer


Be Careful Pulling Out


CarJacking


Alberta Hood Ornament


North Dakota Weather Alert


I Found A Bear Cub!


Hotel Waterfall


Driving While Fatigued


Haiti Re-Construction, One Load At A Time


Helicopter Cuts


Waterfall Windows


Shredded Tweet


Prayer Request for Bob


CarGo Loads


Short On Electricity


Hot Air Balloon Dominoes


New Italian Police Car


Webber Upside Down


BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well


Portable Shower


Well Oil Be!


Fire Truck


Strong Man


Road Hugging Tire


Flood Games


Duct Tape Plane


Most Expensive Car Wrecks


Blind CarGo


Never Run a Red Light!


Not-So-Smart Car


Charlottetown Fire Truck


Bandage Art


Fireman Mouth


Gator Baiter


Middle East Airlines


Somalia Pirate Souvenir


Crane Wreck


Snowbound Train


It Should Start


Fare Dodger


Moose Loader


Rescue Pup


Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit


Polish Paramedics


Power-Full Logging Truck


Bear With Me


Mexican Fire Extinguisher


My Ex-Wife, The Pilot


Water On Steps


Southern Emergency


Convertible Bus


Plane Loses Propeller


Water Transformer Hazard


Monkeying Around


Polar Bear Attack - WARNING!


Bridge Weight Limits


Pickup Dropoff


Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!


New Deer Rifle


Never Do Anything Wrong


electricAL safety


Rock-In Chair


Duck That Did Not Duck


Break A Leg


Bear Surveillance


Chair Boy


Dubai Construction Breach


Lunch Time


Search & Rescue - Dry Run


Borderline Stupidity


Good Luck Angel


Full Speed Damage


“You'll Be Safe In Here!”

2003 Darwin Awards
2004 Darwin Awards
2005 Darwin Awards
6 Nails Driven Into Head - California Man's Survival
A Day When Everything Goes Wrong  (1.9M)
A New 'Brand' of Pain - OUCH!!!  (900k)
A Real Man's Moment Of Clarity  (3.7M)
Abandon Ship - Japanese Style
Acupuncture Face
African Lunch
After Burner
Aging Disgracefully  (3.2M)
Airport Luggage Check for High Flyers
Alberta Hood Ornament
Alcohol Research
All Turned Around Motorcyclist
Ambulance Driver Reports - Fire/Rescue Memorandum
Amish Mechanical Problems
Anxious Farmer
Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness
Aussie Definition of “Lucky”
Bandage Art
Bar Code Casualty
Be Careful Pulling Out  (2.4M) 
Be Careful Where You Sleep
Beach Foreclosure
Bear Surveillance
Bear With Me
'Beat The Tram' - Double Loser
Bee Beard
Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital
Big Portion Postcard Delivery
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Flight
Bird On A Wire  (past tense)
Blindsided Pedestrian - Beware the Red-Light Runner  (1.5M)
Bird Flu Symptoms
Blind CarGo
Blonde Accident
BlondeStar - Emergency Road Service for Blondes  (1.2M)
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!
Bomb Squad Notice
Bomb Squad Prank
Borderline Stupidity
BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well
Break A Leg
'Break In Motion' Brake
Bricklayer's Accident Report
Bridge Weight Limits
British Generosity
Bull Terrier vs. Porcupine: Quill He Make It?
Bumper To Bumper on the Freeway
Bus Head Rest
Bush Surveys Damage in New Orleans
Caber Toss: Careful Where You Park
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @ DonutLand!
Can You Do This?
Canadian Morality Test
Canadian Snowbirds Moving To or From Florida?
Car Axident
CarGo Loads
CarJacking  (3.2M)
CATastrophy in the Kitchen
CBC Special Report  (3.9M)
Cell Phone Extraction... Bum Deal
Chair Boy
Charlottetown Fire Truck
Cheetah Surprise
Chicken CPR  (5.2M)
China’s Building Standards
Chinese Cough Drops: A-head Of His Time  (890k)
Cleared To Land
Close Call Parking
Coffin Attack
Coke Dispenser
Convertible Bus
Cookie Overdose  (2.0M)
Cop Chase  (3.2M)
Cop Cry - Sidelined MotoCop
Cosmetic Surgery - Wife's Choice
Cow Golf
Crane Wreck
Crap In The Carburetor
Cutting Edge Delivery
Dad's Ex-Ferrari
Deconstruction
Dent Damage - New "V"8 Design
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
Digging One's Own Grave
Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once
Do You Have An HMO?
Don't Annoy A Moose!  (1.2M)
Don't Play With Fire  (2.0M)
Don't Work Too Hard - Nobody Notices Anyway...
Driving While Fatigued
Drop In For Dinner
Dubai Construction Breach
Duck That Did Not Duck
Duckhole Cover - Then There Were Two
Duct Tape Plane
Earthquake Experience
Earthquake Newsletter
Earthquake Preparedness in B.C.
Earthquake Relief
Electrical Hazards of Walking a Power Pole
electricAL safety
Embarrassing Moments
Emergency Chores for the Spouse
Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors
The End is Near - Turn Yourself Around!
End Of The Line
Envelope Lickers
Environmental Protection on the High Seas
ER Patch
Eskimo Rescue Crew
European Speed Bumps  (2.6M)
F16 vs Woodpecker  (2.6M) 
F18 Mid-Air Collision
Famous Last Words
Fare Dodger
Fast Police Response
Fire Department to the Rescue
Fire Survivors
Fire Truck
Fireman Mouth
Firemen to the Rescue Highest Bidder  (3.9M)
Firemen's Revenge
Fireworks Wizard  (2.3M)
Fish Hook Removal  (1.9M)
Flight Downer
Flood Games
Florida Bird Flu:    2005  2006
Florida - the Plywood State:     #1  #2
Food Stamp Misuse
Ford Police Chase  (2.1M)
Formation Flying for Jet Airplanes
Fractured Foot or Hand?
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
Freeway Chase  (2.1M)
Front Row Seats
Full Speed Damage
Funnel Farm
Gate Crasher - How NOT To Stop Your Car
Gator Baiter
Glassway or the Highway?
Golf Gimme
Good Luck Angel
Graphic Auto Accident
Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Groundhog Crisis - Phoenix Faces 13 More Years of Summer!
Haiti Re-Construction, One Load At A Time (2.2M)
Hamster X-ray
Harrier Ejection... Harrying Experience  (2.3M)
Hazard Pay for Florida Power & Light Workers
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman
Heart Attack
Helicopter Cuts
Helpful Kids Clean More Than Dishes  (2.3M)
High Wire Act - Watts You See is Watts You Get
Home Alone 2003
Honey, I Blew Up My Lung
Horse Hearse
Horse Swallower
Hospital Cutbacks
Hospital Twin Bill
Hot Air Balloon Dominoes
Hot Dog Fireworks  (800k)
Hotel Waterfall
Houston Space Problem
How Boating Accidents Happen
How Did They Get There?
How Fast Were They Going?
How To Arrest A Terrorist  (1.7M)
How NOT To Land A Helicopter  (2.8k)
How Not To Park Your Car  (2.1M)
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
How to Launch a PWC
How To Measure Labour Pains
How To Upgrade A Speeding Ticket  (4.8M)
How Was The Holiday?  (310k)
Hummers Only Look Tough
Hurricane Irene
Hurricane Isabel @ Sea: Freighter Warning
Hurricane Katrina Relief
Hydro Dam Emergency Plan
I Found A Bear Cub!
I Smell A Rat
ICU Hospital Gown
Intensive Care Casualties
Interruptus Unexpectus
Iraq Bus Stop
Iraqi Olympic Diving Team  (2.9M)
Ireland Declares War On Iraq
Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos
Irish School Demolition  (1.5M)
It Should Start
Italian Soccer Practice  (900k)
Itchy Nose
Jeep Thrills - Avoided Catastrophe  (960k)
Jewish Fire Department
Kansas Bridge Fire
Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests
Keep Off The Grass
Kitchen Oil Fire  (1.4M)
Ladies Room Buttons
Last Call
Last Ice Fishing Trip
The Last Photo I Took:     #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8
Learn To Fly
Levees From Around The World
Lightning Strikes - Twice  (3.6M) 
Live Line Techniques: Limits of Non-Approach
Log Out - Here It Comes!
Lost Churches of Louisiana
Lunch Time
Make Womb For Baby
MataGore (PG)
Meeting of the Body Parts
Mexican Fire Extinguisher
Mexican Repair Shop
Mexican Woman Performs Self Caesarean
Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out
Middle East Airlines
Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!
Monkeying Around
Moorage For Your Large Boat
Moose Loader
Moose Steak - Unexpected Guest for Dinner
Most Expensive Car Wrecks
Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?
Mouth Golf - Drive of the Year  (720k)
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Never Do Anything Wrong
Never Run a Red Light!
New Deer Rifle
New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles
New Italian Police Car
New Orleans Party Barge
New York Blackout
Newfie Ex-Hunters
Newfie Paramedics To The Rescue
News Helicopter Crash  (780k)
Noah's Holey Ark - One Woodpecker Two Many
North Dakota Weather Alert  (310k)
Not Alone
Not-So-Dangerous Operation
Not-So-Smart Car
Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Painful Slam Dunk  (550k)
Paramedic Cutbacks
Parents' Changing Attitudes
Patient's Last Request
Perfect Divorce
Perfect Super Bowl Seat
Picked Up Pickup
Pickup Dropoff
Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick! (All Sales Final)
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!  #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
Polar Bear Attack - WARNING!
Police Self-Imposed Roadblock
Polish Paramedics
Porch Deer next to John Deere
Porsche Bird Droppings
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing
Prayer Request for Bob
Pre-Dinner Photography
Pre Tsunami
Racing a 'Hot Rod'
'Reach For The Top' Roof Repair
Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?
Reasons To Play Golf (PG)
Rebuilding in New Orleans
Red Alert Flight
Red Light Runner - I Hit Someone, Officer?
Red Light Survivors  (260k)
Redneck Hearse
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Piggy Bank
Rescue Dog  (1.3M)
Rescue Pup
Reserved for Drunk Drivers
Retired Boat Captain  (3.7M)
Road Hugging Tire
Road Sign Romance - Use Caution
Roadside Tragedy Turns Everyone Blue  :-(
Rock-In Chair
Roman Emergency
Russian Tunnel Traffic  (2.1M)
Satellite View of North America Aug 2003 Power Outage
Scratch Lottery Tickets (1.8M)
Search & Rescue - Dry Run
Second Opinion Surgeon
Shark Attack Through The Yellow Pages  (1.6M)
Short On Electricity
Shredded Tweet
Sick Extension
Siegfried & Roy Onstage Tiger Attack  (290k)
Slip Sliding Away  (2.4M)
Snakenophobia  (680k)
Snow Car Tow  (2.7M)
Snowbound Train
Snowmobile Races - Get There Early
Solitaire Survival
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Southern Emergency
Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!
Strong Man
Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters
Stuff A Jellyfish Down Your Wetsuit
Stunt City  (5.2M)
Suffer From Iron Poor Blood? Not Any More!
Surf-In Lunch Snack
SUV Morning Craving  (2.8M)
Tampon Saves Marine’s Life
Temporarily Insane Boat Ride
Texas Style Arrest  (550k)
The Front Fell Off  (3.4M)
Think You've Had A Bad Day @ Work?  (600k)
'Thread The Needle' Traffic  (300k)
Tipsy Crane
Tire On A Roll  (1.3M)
Titanic Trailer
Toll Booth Speed Limit  (1.9M)
Too Little Too Late
Tornado's Path of Destruction
Train Hits Deer
Transformer Fire - "Spreading" The Risk
Triangle of Life
Truck Stuck
'Turn Me Over' 'Pickup'
Underwater Communications
W'Airing Out The Jet Engine
Watch Out For Deer!     #1   #2   #3
Water On Steps
Water Prop
Water Transformer Hazard
Waterfall Windows
Wave Bored Rider's Uplifting Experience
Webber Upside Down
Weird Deaths
Well Oil Be!
What Red Light?  (1.2M)
What Women Won't Want for Christmas  (1.2M)
When It's Game Time, It's Pain Time  (2.5M)
When Not To Stop Too Fast: When Your Cargo Letsgo
Why I Didn't Make The Olympics  (3.2M)
Why I Was Late For Work
Why Men Shouldn't Babysit
Wrong Way Train
Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport
Winter on Newfoundland's Trans Canada Highway  #1   #2
"You'll Be Safe In Here!"
Your Parrot Is Dead, Senor!


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